Comments on: Review: Spider-Man 3 http://www.heroicwallpapers.com/blog/archives/review-spider-man-3/ Random thoughts from a comic geek Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:16:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Kieran http://www.heroicwallpapers.com/blog/archives/review-spider-man-3/#comment-5092 Kieran Thu, 10 May 2007 21:06:16 +0000 http://www.heroicwallpapers.com/blog/archives/review-spider-man-3/#comment-5092 here's why i didn't like it. (list form for your convienience as well.) 1. spiderman, after he got the new suit, was EMO. like "emo scene kid" emo. with straight black hair in the face and eye liner. 2. also with the new suit, it was supposed to make him dark and explosively aggressive which leads him to a deeply concerning realization that he is a monster. instead, he just gets upset because he really hurts mary jane. 3. sandman was kind of a useless character. he was ambiguous, and served no purpose other than to act as a transition between new goblin and venom. he just complicates things. 4. spiderman and new goblin joined forces under EXTREMELY unprobable circumstances, and the only reason they joined up was because of the annoying and pointless sandman character. 5. everyone acted like a damn fool. the only real way to understand what i mean is to watch the movie. spiderman started acting super arrogant and basically like a misogynist, sandman for believing venom's stupid lies (the guy was clearly a thinker as shown by his ending speech), new goblin for not THINKING lol, and mary jane for taking peter parker/spiderman back after all the crap he pulled. 6. and finally, VENOM. the movie maker totally ruined him. he was supposed to be like 12 feet tall, a freakin' BEAST, have massive jaws with like a 3 foot whipping tongue, run around eating people (no joke), and be able to totally waste spiderman. biggest disappointment of the whole movie. here: http://www.marvel.com/comics/onsale/covers/1104/venom_vol3.jpg http://www.desktoprating.com/wallpapers/anime-wallpapers-pictures/venom-wallpaper.jpg those two were what venom was suppose to look like. here's what we got stuck with: http://www.movie-poster.ws/movies/wallpaper/action/spiderman/venom.jpg TOTAL gyp. here’s why i didn’t like it. (list form for your convienience as well.)

1. spiderman, after he got the new suit, was EMO. like “emo scene kid” emo. with straight black hair in the face and eye liner.

2. also with the new suit, it was supposed to make him dark and explosively aggressive which leads him to a deeply concerning realization that he is a monster. instead, he just gets upset because he really hurts mary jane.

3. sandman was kind of a useless character. he was ambiguous, and served no purpose other than to act as a transition between new goblin and venom. he just complicates things.

4. spiderman and new goblin joined forces under EXTREMELY unprobable circumstances, and the only reason they joined up was because of the annoying and pointless sandman character.

5. everyone acted like a damn fool. the only real way to understand what i mean is to watch the movie. spiderman started acting super arrogant and basically like a misogynist, sandman for believing venom’s stupid lies (the guy was clearly a thinker as shown by his ending speech), new goblin for not THINKING lol, and mary jane for taking peter parker/spiderman back after all the crap he pulled.

6. and finally, VENOM. the movie maker totally ruined him. he was supposed to be like 12 feet tall, a freakin’ BEAST, have massive jaws with like a 3 foot whipping tongue, run around eating people (no joke), and be able to totally waste spiderman. biggest disappointment of the whole movie. here: http://www.marvel.com/comics/onsale/covers/1104/venom_vol3.jpg
http://www.desktoprating.com/wallpapers/anime-wallpapers-pictures/venom-wallpaper.jpg

those two were what venom was suppose to look like. here’s what we got stuck with:
http://www.movie-poster.ws/movies/wallpaper/action/spiderman/venom.jpg

TOTAL gyp.

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